حين كنتُ في روضة الأطفال، سألتني المعلّمات: «ماذا يعمل أبوك؟» فقلتُ: «إنه يساعد النساء على الحمل!» فاتصلن بأمي وقلن لها: «ماذا يفعل زوجك بالضبط؟

“When I was in nursery school, the teachers asked me, y'know, 'What does your dad do for a living?' So I said 'He helps women get pregnant!' They called my mom and they were like, 'What exactly does your husband do?'”Natalie Portman — The Late Show with David Letterman